Thursday 12 December 2013

Belfast Tesco manager’s eye-watering engagement with shopper…

A fisherman grabbed a Tesco manager by the testicles and refused to let go after being stopped over an £800 shoplifting spree, a court has heard.

It was claimed he went into Tesco Newtownbreda Road on 5 December, took security tags off various goods and put them in bags.

Members of the public had to help release his grip as the victim suffered "extreme pain", prosecutors said....

Up to this point it was not clear if the initiative was opportunistic, or simply an extension of the Tesco £1bn ‘turnaround’ plan in terms of “grabbing management by the balls, and their hearts and minds will follow…”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would like to do that to a few Tesco buyers Brian!!

Brian Moore said...

Thanks for the comment, Anonymous.

The closest we have ever gone was here: http://www.kamcity.com/kamkartoons/cart/collar.htm

Have a peaceful Christmas break!