For dog’s ears only: TV ‘Viewer’ involvement…

The advert for Baker’s dog food using an ultra high-pitched soundtrack got its UK premiere on 13 February, during Emmerdale. The Beeb monitored the reactions of two mixed-breed C1 viewers at their home at Hayes in Middlesex. The first 10 seconds threatened to be a complete let down, but then barking and mild snarling began to engulf the sitting room. Initial post-advert sales results are not yet available…

Caution: A pet-food marketing pal of mine Ray Wilsmer tried this idea many years ago using a Great Dane lying asleep on a couch in front of the TV. Ray crouched behind the TV with a high-pitched dog-whistle which he blew several times during screening, without managing to awaken the dog…

Eventually Ray crept behind the couch, leaned over, positioned the whistle on the dog’s ear and blew with such vigour that the dog committed a massive social indiscretion all over the couch…

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Working with Love-blindness, a question of context?

A psychology book on How Pleasure Works reveals that most people won't notice the difference between paté and dog food, so long as the latter is suitably presented with the right sort of garnish. And as for our ability to discriminate wine, even experts may confuse a white wine with a red when it is served at room temperature in a dark glass. And we'll enjoy soggy old potato crisps, it turns out, if our chewing is accompanied (over head phones) by the satisfying sound of crunching. In the same way it is difficult to tell the difference between holding hands with someone we love and holding hands with a stranger, unless we can see them.

The importance of context

Obviously, context matters, and so do our attitudes and expectations, and all can be coloured by analysis…

So too a so-called ‘one-off’ deal with a customer. Given the unknown consequences of any agreement with even the most appealing buyer, it is important to convert uncertainty (unknown) into risk (a question of odds) by placing all deals in the context of the overall market i.e. understand and compare the profitability of the customer with other customers, starting with the major multiples. 

Only with this ‘big picture context can we remove the blindfold, explore the implications, and quantify the risk of exchanging values with the beloved buyer.  

All else is detail….

Calorie-burn via the Eat Fit Cutlery Set

Add another dimension to your multitasking mealtime workouts?

At £69.99 for the knife (1kg) & fork (1kg), this cutlery/dumbbell mash up is designed for fitness fans with a sense of humour…
It also illustrates the essence of creativity, the random combination of entirely different concepts, well executed...
All it requires is a suitable catchphrase to propel it into the Adslogan Hall of Fame...
So  much for the easy part..
Time to make an appointment with Tesco and do some heavy lifting?

Getting the numbers right in logistics, like Walmart

                                                                The shrinking army...

Napoleon's invasion of Russia 200 years ago illustrates just how badly things can go wrong when the supply chain implications of moving a 400,000-man army are underestimated.

It is not enough just to get your forces from A to B - you have to keep them fed and watered as they go, or suffer the 95% casualty rate experienced by Napoleon on the Paris-Moscow back-haul trip.

Napoleon planned to take his supplies with him.

This was a logistical operation of quite staggering proportions, requiring a wagon train of no fewer than 26 battalions - eight equipped with 600 light and medium wagons each, and the rest with 252 four-horse wagons capable of carrying 1.36 tonnes (a grand total of 9,300 wagons).

To pull these wagons and to transport his cavalry and artillery he had gathered 250,000 horses, all of which required 9kg (20lbs) of forage a day.

And yet the figures did not add up. (More)

Walmart was different

We all put Walmart’s success down to discounting, but it was the company’s specialisation in logistics — borne out through obsessions with efficiency, information and distribution that made Walmart what it is today.

Fully 60% of the entire U.S. population lives within 5 miles of a Wal-Mart location and 96% are within 20 miles, all co-ordinated via a data warehouse as big as the Pentagon…

Obsession with individual stores’ weekly performance data

Successful EDLP was driven by obsession with individual stores’ weekly performance data, aimed at rooting out inefficiencies, either within their own operations or those of suppliers. Through this sort of detailed and obsessive scrutiny, Walmart concluded that they themselves could handle most external operations better, cheaper and faster, causing them to identify logistics as their primary expertise. 

See results in terms of fuel efficiency, milk transport, Sustainable Product Index and LED lighting design-upgrades here.

Logistics just a means to an end

For Walton however, this logistical capacity was largely a means to an end. About the company's extensive data network, he wrote: “What I like about it is the kind of information we can pull out of it on a moment’s notice — all those numbers.”

However, the founder remained focused only on how logistics affected performance — measured in profit....

Why not try a right-numbers weekend, from the NamNews Team?

5yr old's view of logos

Are we spending enough/too much on consumer education?

How can finance be used by NAMs, day-to-day?

Why bother?

If the public are becoming more financially astute, due in part to the banks’ slow motion devaluation of savers’ funds via the differential between CPI inflation at 4.2% and 3.2% rates on deposits (the result is a net outflow of 1% value…), coupled with the banks’ added ‘bonus’ of bailouts at the expense of the taxpayer, then perhaps NAMs might profit from applying the same financial insights in their day-jobs?


Real opportunities or not?

In fact, the real issue here is the extent to which there are genuine trade opportunities available in unprecedented times, and if so, what are the tools required in order to optimise those opportunities, faster than the opposition.

What do I need?

Being able to calculate and demonstrate the supplier’s direct impact on a customer’s financial performance, faster than other suppliers, consolidates that edge…

Using numbers from the customer’s latest annual reports engages the share-owning buyer, to the exclusion of any competitor awaiting a return to normal…

So what?

In today’s unprecedented times the only certainties are money, and the need for survival in supply and retail.  Ignorance of your own company accounts and an understanding of how they relate to the customer’s financial performance needlessly adds personal risk to the other unprecedented uncertainties affecting a NAM’s survival in the marketplace.  However, even a modicum of financial understanding can vastly improve the odds in your favour…

For a step-by-step approach finding opportunities in a customer’s latest annual report, see our latest checklist in Kamcity library 

Pound shops: increasingly must-supply?

If you accept that we are now in a flatline decade, we all need pound shops.

As retail landlords, local government, the savvy consumer and suppliers are force-fed reality, so the downmarket, increasingly common big five players become more appealing as solutions to all stakeholders’ problems…

With over 3,000 outlets across the UK, the inevitable trade concentration is taking place, resulting in 6 major chains as the good guys get better. …the way NAMs like it, in fact.

As the chains have grown, suppliers have been willing to strike dedicated deals with them and this has seen pound stores stock more focused lines on a more regular basis, even in private label.

To help ‘those in-house’ to see the light, see our detailed treatment giving thumbnails of the major players, key category opportunities, latest available shopper-research and our glimpse of the future.

On your next ‘day-out’, why not check out some outlets as a supplier, discover at least £20 worth of essential purchases as you morph into a pound-shopper, and come out determined to find a way of adapting your range to optimise this emerged route to consumer, like your competitors?   Fabian Panthaki, NamNews

Online commerce: the dark alternative…

The Internet has a secret black market facilitated by a global network of computer users who believe the internet should operate beyond the supervision of law enforcement agencies.

It allows users and those who sell drugs, guns and fake passports to remain anonymous. Users often do not know the real identity of those they are dealing with, and it is very difficult - although not impossible - for authorities to track them

Users purchase via Bitcoins - an electronic currency which is used legitimately by online gamers, and the availability of multiple dealers allows product-comparison. Customers can also review the dealer's product.

Getting access to the dark web depends on users downloading freely available software, based on peer-to-peer file-sharing technology, which effectively scrambles the location of users and dark web websites.

One positive application might be the use of similar technology to preserve the anonymity of mainstream online shoppers who may resent their shopping behaviour being data-based, however well-intentioned the retailer… 

Hear the full story by downloading the BBC 5 live Investigates podcast 

Memorable Advertising Copy…?

Forty years ago, driving through Kensington, I stopped for a moment at traffic-lights outside a cinema,

and noticed the ‘blurb’ for an Ingmar Bergman movie:

“The hour between Night and Dawn is

the hour when most children are born.

It is the hour when most people die,

when sleep is deepest, when nightmares are most real.

It is the hour when the sleepless are haunted

by their deepest fear, when ghosts

and demons are most powerful.

That is the Hour of the Wolf…”

I have been able to quote it almost verbatim ever since,

Especially in the early hours…

‘Apples of Love’: Nisa to change how consumers buy potatoes

A new potato innovation will copy milk in using colour coding as a KISS approach to simplifying potato purchasing for both retailers and shoppers.

The product is called ‘The Same Every Time’ and will be launched only through participating Nisa member stores.

According to NISA “The concept comprises three ranges; firm potatoes in a green packet, fluffy potatoes in a pink packet; and creamy potatoes in an orange packet. Being first to market with this exciting new concept that is only available from participating Nisa member stores retailing for £1, the range is not only convenient but also great value for money.” 

For NAMs that become enamoured with this initiative, we have uncovered over 60 uses for potatoes, ranging from nourishment to aphrodisia, along with a book of 101 potato recipes…

Have a colour-coded weekend, from the NamNews Team!